Monday, January 19, 2009

Duck Hunting with Dick - special AMF edition!

It is time to bid farewell to our favorite evildoers as the Speakeasy takes a walk down memory lane with a special edition of Duck Hunting with Dick. Ken Smith joins Dorian... get your hankies out!

18 Comments:

At 6:05 PM, Anonymous Luigi said...

I really would like to know what DID happen to Bob Hope's pajamas.

 
At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loyal listener here... I'm pretty sure "Duck Hunting" refers to Justice Scalia's hunting partner - Dick Chaney.

 
At 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A thorough summation of the unparalleled accomplishments of the Bush Reign:
* Bush & Cheney's Scandalist™

- Sir Linksalot

 
At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Cymbalta Zoloft said...

Do you folks have any idea what you're talking about? You're missing the following points of the last 8 years:
1. W woke up every morning and stepped on a box of kittens before breakfast.
2. UFO Aliens were running the show from 20 Jan 01 up to tomorrow; after that we get control of the remote again.
3. Caroline Kennedy is an alien.
4. You're a lot less smart than you think you are, because you've given away that...
5. You both are aliens.

 
At 6:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Riding The Train With Joe"? Oh, surely we can do better than that! Some suggestions:

All the Ducks Come Home to Roost
Happy-Go-Hungry
Sinking Beneath the Waves
Welcome to Hard Times
It's Come to This
It's Always Something
What's That Smell?
Under the Rug with Dorian & Ken
End-Time Follies
Quicksand Journal
WPA Radio
Back to the Caves
Told You So
Bailing Out
Only in Amerika
Just You Wait
Destroy All Monsters!
Say Hello to the New Boss
Pardon ME

- Abe Linkin'

 
At 6:27 PM, Anonymous Bush Limbaugh said...

Hey! Congress FUNDS programs, not the Executive Branch! How come Bill Clinton didn't sign Kyoto? Etc.

 
At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here are a few links relating to a story I mentioned just before the election. As you'll see, there have some major developments since then.
* 'Karl Rove's IT guru' Mike Connell dies in plane crash
* GOP consultant killed in plane crash was warned of sabotage: report
* Mike Connell’s death and Karl Rove’s threats
* Rove's IT Guru Warned of Sabotage Before Fatal Plane Crash; Was Set to Testify

- Linkon Blogs

 
At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Bush Limbaugh said...

OK, you're off the hook, then.

 
At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. What if Dick refuses to leave? It wouldn't be out of character, would it?

2. Wondering about those last-minute pardons...

3. Still a few more hours left in which to press the Red Button! :-)

- Col. Link

 
At 6:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FWIW:
* Don't expect more Bush pardons, NBC News told
I.e., surprise!

= Linkwell

 
At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chimpy observes "Shoot A Mexican Day":
* Bush commutes sentences of former US border agents

- Linkstain

 
At 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Setting all the White House bobby traps will take some time also. Dick is handling that personally.

- S'linky

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One can hope that Obama's very first act as President is to place George, Dick and the rest of the crime gang under citizen's arrest; see the Scandalist for the charges. One can hope...

- Dahh-link

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous UFO Alien #1 said...

I'm really going to mess with you and make sure that the transition of power will be smooth... That'll show you all!

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous UFO Alien #2 said...

And then we're going to make sure President Obama's economic programs are successful!

 
At 6:57 PM, Anonymous UFO Alien #3 said...

And on top of that, we're going to make sure that Ken's weak suit changes from economics to languages.

 
At 7:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The debate rages:
* OK, here's why deflation is also a very bad thing
* Is Deflation Necessarily a Bad Thing?

Sorry to hear about your job situation, Dorian! The IRS ought to issue some pardons of its own, say I. (But then where would the banking bail-out money come from?)

Klaatu barada nikto,
- Chain Linker

 
At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was that you were saying about shredding?
* Cheney hurts back moving boxes, will attend inauguration in wheelchair" (It was that or all those booby traps.)
Where's Tommy Udo when you need him?

It's not all good news in Dickville, however:
* Court favors Cheney in suit over public records Damn!

So back to the upbeat:
* Anti-war protesters throw shoes at White House May flying shoes follow W. all the way to the Hague!

- Missing Link

 

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